Club Penguin Newspaper Issue 348

Today, Club Penguin has updated its weekly newspaper, the Club Penguin Times. In this week’s edition of the Club Penguin Times, we have our main article, supporting article, and our Upcoming Events. The main article was submitted by Aunt Arctic this week and informs us that the super heroes are working to defend justice and truth and protecting Club Penguin from evil. Our supporting article was also submitted by Aunt Arctic this week and tells us that citizens are now helping to protect Club Penguin from crimes by standing up to super villains and their evil plans. Last, of course, we have our Upcoming Events article which informs us of events coming to Club Penguin next week or within the next few weeks.

The Club Penguin Times reports that the super heroes are truly awesome for helping to defend truth and justice on Club Penguin as well as keeping the island safe from destruction and evil. The Club Penguin Times staff definitely believes they can prevail and defeat the Destructobot to bring safety back to the island. one super heroes says that they will never give up on protecting Club Penguin. They know the citizens are counting on them. The Club Penguin Times staff also believes that if the super heroes keep up their strength and fights, the island will be safe and saved in no time!

The citizens of Club Penguin are very brave by standing up to super villains and their evil plans all around Club Penguin. One pizza chef says one super villain threatened the owner to give him all of the pizzas so he threw a huge piece of dough right into his face which was definitely very brave of this citizen. Thanks to the bravery of the Club Penguin Police Department and the citizens of Club Penguin, many villains have been caught and been put in jail. According to a Club Penguin police chief, this week, crime on the island has decreased by 10%. The police chief also states, if everyone keeps defending and battling these super villains, safety should return to Club Penguin very soon.

Our final article of this week’s newspaper is of course, our Upcoming Events. If you can’t read what they are in the image I have provided you with above, then feel free to keep reading so you can find out what they are:

• June 28th – Fireworks: Too much doom in your day? Fireworks make everything better!
• July 5th – Squidzoid Attacks: Who will stop the sinister cephalopod from smashing the Stage?
• July 5th – Penguin Style Catalog: New styles to bust a move in…. ;)
• Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until June 27th – Next pin hidden: June 28th – July 11th

What did you think of this week’s newspaper, penguins? I was really glad to hear that safety could be restored to Club Penguin very soon thanks to all of the super heroes, citizens, and Club Penguin Police Department standing up to evil. I am also excited for the new Penguin Style Catalog, which I read about in the Upcoming Events article. I’m guessing there will be lots of new outfits to choose from to prepare us for the upcoming Music Jam Party arriving to the island July 19th. We’d love to hear what your thoughts are in a comment below.

-Modernpengi,
ClubPenguiners.com Editor